WHATT A
HOOT!

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Comedic Variety Entertainer! 

Mary Faye Turner

Mission Statement:
To give a Hoot about bringing the customer the very best comedy variety entertainment possible while raising funds for the Pulmonary Fibrosis Foundation



  1. Pastors Suzanne and Clark S
    Impact Country Church
    Christian  Comedy Showhow
    " "Your  program was fun.  Your canary puppet really made us laugh.  We also enjoyed the balloon "creatures".  Next time we would request you create more of those.  Your inclusion of the Bible was great, especially since this was our services.    Thank you for being flexible with our group."
  2. Dena S, Manager ​​
    Fairview Retirement Community 
    Stand-up Comedy
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    "Thanks for the laughs.  You were just great!  We sure did  have a great time and certainly appreicate your visit.  Warmest wishes and many thanks."

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     Martha W
    Cowtown Clown Alley
    Puppet Show 

         

      " Mary, You did such a good job tonite. We really enjoyed it.  Thanks so much".

  4. Cathy C ​​
    Tarrant County Parkinson's Support Group
     Humorous & Motivational Presentation

    "Mary, thank you for sharing your GIFT of humor, encouragement and motivation.  We did enjoy it and appreciated very much.  God bless you."

  5. Heather H
    Shelton's Salon, Arlington TX
    Elvis Impromptu Performance
     

    "Thank you very much for all that you did for my sister-n-law on her birthday.  We loved what you did and hope to use you again at another one of our parties.  Thank you so much!"

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You will not only be havin' a lot of fun but also contributing to a great organization: the Pulmonary Fibrosis Foundation!

Welcome to our new website, Whatt A Hoot! So what does Whatt A Hoot do exactly?  We provide  humorous Presentations and variety entertainment such as Puppetry,  Walkarounds,  Balloon Twisting , Balloon Ministry and an Inspirational Program
Whatt A

Hoot!
  1. Jokes
    Have a laugh!


    Sanderson Farms
    "Good, honest chickens."  That's good because I hate eating dishonest chickens.
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  2. Jokes
    Have a laugh!


    Sanderson Farms
    "Good, honest chickens."  That's good because I hate eating dishonest chickens.
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  3. Jokes
    Have a laugh


    It's quiet here
    An acquaintance of mine works at a funeral home.  She said it's quiet there.  Of course it is.  It's not like the clients can talk.


  4. Jokes
    Have a laugh


    Muscles cars losing strength
    Baby boomers are not buying cars like corvettes or Ford Mustangs much anymore.  They are now driving scooters and walkers


  5. Jokes
    Have a laugh!


    Sanderson Farms
    "Good, honest chickens."  That's good because I hate eating dishonest chickens.
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  6. Jokes ​​
    Have a laugh


    Chinese Rest in Arlington
    Their broth is made from "real bones".  Whose bones?

  7. Jokes ​​
    Have a laugh

    No more Volkswagon Bugs
    Volkswagon no longer is selling their iconic bugs as of July of this yr.  I hate it that these cool bugs are gettin' squashed.

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Pulmonary Fibrosis Foundation

In Memory of Luther Turner

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